Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Bonjour,

This is a little out of nowhere, but it is something that has been bothering me. The remake of "Get Smart" is out, so we get to see it's starts out promoting it. This means we get to see Steve Carrell and Anne Hathaway on everything from late night shows to internet homepages. What's bugging me is that after seeing Miss Hathaway's mug a few times, I keep wanting to sing "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden. Sure, she's an attractive actress, (maybe she can act? I don't know, I missed "Devil Wears Prada", those Disney movies, and basically anything else she was in), but I feel like her face is a bit disproportionate. It's almost freakish. Tell me if I'm wrong.













One is the actress, and the other is from the Soundgarden music video. I really don't have a problem with her face, it's just that the music video with all it's digitally altered faces really made me uncomfortable. So when I see ol' Annie there, I get this weird feeling like I should be running for my life lest my face will melt and I will be sucked up into a spinning fiery vortex where the sun used to be. Let's just say I won't be seeing "Get Smart".

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